<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8" standalone="yes"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"><channel><title>Dogs on Evan Hoffman</title><link>https://evan.wtf/tags/dogs/</link><description>Recent content in Dogs on Evan Hoffman</description><generator>Hugo</generator><language>en-US</language><copyright>Evan Hoffman</copyright><lastBuildDate>Wed, 21 Mar 2018 18:52:59 +0000</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="https://evan.wtf/tags/dogs/index.xml" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><item><title>I never even wanted a dog.</title><link>https://evan.wtf/2018/03/21/i-never-even-wanted-a-dog/</link><pubDate>Wed, 21 Mar 2018 18:52:59 +0000</pubDate><guid>https://evan.wtf/2018/03/21/i-never-even-wanted-a-dog/</guid><description>&lt;h3 id="i-never-even-wanted-a-dog"&gt;I never even wanted a dog.&lt;a class="heading-anchor" href="#i-never-even-wanted-a-dog" aria-label="Link to this section"&gt;&#10; &lt;svg viewBox="0 0 24 24" fill="none" stroke="currentColor" stroke-width="2.2"&#10; stroke-linecap="round" stroke-linejoin="round" aria-hidden="true" focusable="false"&gt;&#10; &lt;path d="M10 13a5 5 0 0 0 7.54.54l3-3a5 5 0 0 0-7.07-7.07l-1.72 1.71"/&gt;&#10; &lt;path d="M14 11a5 5 0 0 0-7.54-.54l-3 3a5 5 0 0 0 7.07 7.07l1.71-1.71"/&gt;&#10; &lt;/svg&gt;&#10; &lt;/a&gt;&#10;&lt;/h3&gt;&#10;&lt;p&gt;I can still remember the day we got you. I felt so duped. We were supposed to be going to get a cat and somehow we came home with you. I was angry for months. I had wanted to be able to go on vacation without worrying about a pet. Still, you were very cute.&lt;/p&gt;</description></item></channel></rss>